2nd March 2011

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Blog :: Don't worry about Brian Wilson - worry about Charlie Sheen!

Recently Brian Wilson visited Charlie Sheen. This raised concern among Giants fans due to Sheen's history of drug use and erratic behaviour - see this story in the Chronicle for example.

Since Wilson's visit Sheen has made headlines with bizarre pronouncements like:

I am on a drug, it's called 'Charlie Sheen'. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.


I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain


In retrospect it's obvious we were worried about the wrong guy! Brian must have passed on his sea-captain's hat(s) of +6 media baiting to Sheen. Alas, not all mortals can wield such weapons in safety!

Posted on March 2nd 2011, 06:00 AM

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